quotes = new Array(541); 
quotes[1]="<p>Mal: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[2]="<p>Wash: Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive.\n(as Stegosaurus) We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'.\n(as T-Rex) I think we should call it...your grave!\n(Stegosaurus) Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!\n(T-Rex) Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[3]="<p>Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. (he smiles at her, never stopping working) Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[4]="<p>Jayne: Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'...<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[5]="<p>Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. <p>Zoe: Shoot 'em?<p>Mal: Politely.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[6]="<p>Book: I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[7]="<p>Jayne: Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?<p>Mal: I'm standing right here.<p>Jayne: You're coming through good and loud.<p>Mal:  'Cause I'm standing right here.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[8]="<p>Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.<p>Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[9]="<p>Mal: I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you. (Zoe punches the thug out) Drunks are so cute.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[10]="<p>Mal:  (into com) Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[11]="<p>Mal: Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.<p>	the train job\n";
quotes[12]="<p>Mal: Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?<p>Book: Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here.<p>Mal: If I'm your mission, Shepherd, best give it up. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[13]="<p>Inara: (pissed) What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?<p>Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?<p>Inara: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[14]="<p>Mal: And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[15]="<p>Jayne: Time for some thrilling heroics.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[16]="<p>Jayne: These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.<p>	the train job\n";
quotes[17]="<p>Jayne: Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[18]="<p>Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.<p>Wash: (alarmed) Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? (deadpan) Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[19]="<p>Mal: It's a real burn, being right so often.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[20]="<p>Kaylee: Looks like they've jerry-rigged it with a pressure catch. It's the only thing that'd work with all these spare parts. We could probably bypass that easy, we get to the DC line.<p>Mal:  You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?<p>Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[21]="<p>Alliance Commander: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?<p>Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.<p>Alliance Commander: And your husband?<p>Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[22]="<p>Alliance Commander: Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.<p>Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[23]="<p>Jayne: You saved his gorram life, he still takes the cargo. Hwoon dahn. [Hwoon dahn = jerk]<p>Mal: He had to.... Couldn't let us profit. Wouldn't be civilized.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[24]="<p>Wash: (Off an alarm sounding from the console) Closing in.<p>Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast.<p>Wash:  That's just cause I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.<p>Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[25]="<p>Kaylee: (pointing to a pink frilly dress) Say, look at the fluffy one!<p>Zoe: Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.<p>Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?<p>Jayne: I'll chip in.<p>Zoe: (to Jayne) I can hurt you.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[26]="<p>Mal: Does, uh... does this seem kind of tight?<p>Kaylee: Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's moving.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[27]="<p>Kaylee: These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I-- how 'bout that!<p>Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.<p>Kaylee: Yessir, Captain Tight Pants.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[28]="<p>Mal: Okay, help me find our man; he's supposed to be older. Kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways.<p>Kaylee: Why does he do that?<p>Mal: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone pageant. Just help me look.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[29]="<p>Harrow: I know him. And I think he's a psychotic lowlife.<p>Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[30]="<p>Inara: Attack. (Mal lunges at her with sword; she sidesteps and swats him on the butt; he grunts in pain) How did I avoid that?<p>Mal: By being fast like a freak?<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[31]="<p>Harrow: You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward.<p>Inara: It's humiliation.<p>Mal: Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[32]="<p>Harrow: You didn't have to wound the man.<p>Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[33]="<p>Inara: Thank you for the wine. It's very... fresh.<p>Mal: To Kaylee, and her inter-engine fermentation system.”<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[34]="<p>Inara: Are you in pain?<p>Mal: Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know. Right here.<p>Inara: I saw.<p>Mal: Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough.<p>Inara: It wasn't entirely a disaster.<p>Mal: I got stabbed! Right here!<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[35]="<p>Mal: So, she's added cussing and hurling about of things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy.<p>Simon: It's just a bad day.<p>Mal: No, a bad day is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a...a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd.<p>Simon: She hasn't gone anywhere near the cattle.<p>Mal: No, but in case you hadn't noticed, her voice kinda carries. We're two miles above ground and they can probably hear her down there. Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed. (to River) Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't.<p>River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.<p>Mal:  (to Simon) See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[36]="<p>Book: That bad?<p>Zoe:  Battle wounds are nothing new to me, preacher. I've seen men live with a dozen holes in 'em this size.<p>Book: That right?<p>Zoe: Surely is. Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a spare hankie in there.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[37]="<p>Jayne: (mock reading Simon's journal) Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. (flips page) Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[38]="<p>Kaylee: Well, we're headed for help... right?<p>Zoe:  Captain will come up with a plan.<p>Kaylee: That's good. Right?<p>Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[39]="<p>Zoe:  You sanguine about the kind of reception we're apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap'n?<p>Mal: Absolutely. (beat) What's 'sanguine' mean?<p>Zoe:   'Sanguine'. Hopeful. Plus -- point of interest -- it also means 'bloody'.<p>Mal:  Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[40]="<p>Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God.<p>Mal: No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[41]="<p>Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?<p>Zoe:  Big damn heroes, sir.<p>Mal: Ain't we just!<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[42]="<p>Mal: Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find but it was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting. (to Simon) Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.<p>Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[43]="<p>Mal: Cut her down.<p>Villager: The girl is a witch.<p>Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch- (cocks gun, points it at him) -so cut her the hell down.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[44]="<p>Simon:  So finally...a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry.<p>Mal: Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[45]="<p>Bandit #1:  And I think maybe you're gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus.\n(Husband) Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.\n(Wife) Mal:  How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?\n(Husband) Jayne:  If I could make you purtier, I would.\n(Wife) Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago. (they suddenly draw their guns on the bandits, Mal slowly pulling his bonnet off)<p>Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[46]="<p>Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?<p>Mal: Tactics, woman! Needed her in the back. 'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.<p>Inara: And you would know that because...?<p>Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.<p>Inara: Best keep it that way. I withdraw the question.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[47]="<p>Mal: Zoe, would you get Wash?<p>Zoe: This is Zoe. We need all personnel in the cargo bay.<p>Mal: 'All?' I said Wash.<p>Zoe: Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss.<p>Mal: There's no bliss. I don't know this girl!<p>Jayne: Then can I know her?<p>Zoe: Jayne, don't sully this!<p>Mal: You are going to be cleaning out latrines with your face if you don't cut that out.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[48]="<p>Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[49]="<p>Mal: I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump.<p>Zoe: No one's saying that, sir.<p>Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[50]="<p>Mal: Are you offering me a trade?<p>Jayne: A trade!? Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got.<p>Mal: What I got? She has a name.<p>Jayne: So does this! (caresses the gun lovingly) I call it Vera.<p>Mal: Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[51]="<p>Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[52]="<p>Saffron:  You gonna kill me?<p>Mal: Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to?<p>Saffron:  I didn't kill you.<p>Mal: You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buys you nothing.<p>Saffron:  (smiles) I made you dinner.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[53]="<p>Mal: You wanna tell me how come there's a statue of you here, looking at me like I owe him something?<p>Jayne: Wishin' I could, Captain.<p>Mal: No, seriously, Jayne, you want to tell me--?<p>Jayne: Look, Mal, I got no ruttin' idea. I was here a few years back, like I said. Pulled a second-story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate up on the hill. But things went way south. I had to hightail it. They don't...put you on a pedestal in town square for that.<p>Mal: Yeah, but I'm looking at some fair compelling evidence says they do.<p>Simon: (staring at the statue) This must be what going mad feels like.<p>Jayne: Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic 'til I get pinched by the man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How's that?<p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[54]="<p>Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?<p>River: Fixing your Bible.<p>Book: I, um...(alarmed)...what?<p>River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense. (she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages)<p>Book: No, no. You - you can't...<p>River: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.<p>Book: Really?<p>River: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat. (rips out page)<p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[55]="<p>Mal: So, that's where the little 'Jayne Day Celebration' we got planned comes in. Should give us enough time to get the goods back onto Serenity.<p>Jayne: I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?<p>Mal: You better laugh when you say that.<p>Jayne:  No really, Mal, I mean, maybe there's something to this. The Mudders? I think I really made a difference in their lives. You know -- me, Jayne Cobb.<p>Mal: “I know your name, jackass!”<p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[56]="<p>Zoe: You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?<p>Mal: What? Come on, seriously, Zoe. Whaddya think?<p>Zoe: Honestly, sir? I think you got robbed.<p>Mal: Robbed? What? No. What do you mean?<p>Zoe: It's a piece of fei-oo. [fei-oo. = junk]<p>Mal: Fei-oo? Okay, she won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she's solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die.<p>Zoe: Cause it's a deathtrap.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[57]="<p>Mal: Which one do you figured tracked us?<p>Zoe: The ugly one, sir.<p>Mal: (beat) Could you be more specific?<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[58]="<p>Mal: Looks can be deceiving.<p>Jayne: Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver.<p>Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?<p>Zoe: Had a kind of poetry to it, sir.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[59]="<p>Mal: I mean, let's say you did kill us... or didn't. There could be torture – whatever – but somehow, you found the goods. What would your cut be?<p>Jayne: Seven percent, straight off the top.<p>Mal: Seven? Oh.<p>Jayne: What?<p>Mal: Hm? Nothing. Not a thing. No, I just... (to Zoe) does that seem low to you?<p>Zoe: It does, sir.<p>Jayne: That ain't low.<p>Head Robber: Stop it!<p>Jayne: Seven percent, standard.<p>Mal: (laughs) Okay. Zoe, I'm paying you too much.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[60]="<p>Jayne: (remarking on the unappetizing meal Simon's made for himself) Smells like crotch.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[61]="<p>Wash: You know, it's all very sweet, stealing from the rich, selling to the poor...<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[62]="<p>Kaylee: Figures.  First time on the Core and what do I get to do?  Dig through trash.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[63]="<p>Mal: Patients were cynical and not responding and we couldn't bring 'em back-<p>Simon: They were cyanotic and not responsive.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[64]="<p>Simon: (to Jayne) What about cortical electrodes?<p>Jayne: Oh... (obviously doesn't know the answer) We forgot 'em.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[65]="<p>Mal: Pupils were fixed and dilapidated-<p>Simon: Dialated-<p>Mal: Dialated! Dialated! Ching-wao tsao duh liou mahng! [Ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng = Frog-humping sonofabitch]<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[66]="<p>Mal: Now all we need is a coupla patients.<p>Simon: Corpses, actually.  For this plan to work, River and I will have to be dead.<p>Jayne: (smiling) I'm starting to like this plan.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[67]="<p>Mal: Two lefts, two rights, and we're there.  You see anyone, smile.<p>Zoe: I don't think anyone smiles in hospitals.<p>Mal: Course they do, it's the Core.  Everyone's rich and happy here, why wouldn't they smile?<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[68]="<p>Pompous Doctor: Walk with me a minute.<p>Mal: Where're we going? (Zoe sneaks away, around and behind the doctor)<p>Pompous Doctor: You see this badge? It says 'doctor'. I say walk, you walk.<p>Mal: Yeah but, where're we going?<p>Pompous Doctor: You must be new. (Zoe walks up behind him) Don't get comfortable, your type never lasts long around here. When your supervisor hears about the rude and disrespect--ARGH!!! (falls to the ground, unconscious, revealing Zoe standing behind him with defib paddles)<p>Zoe:  (shrugs) Clear.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[69]="<p>River: (cryptically to Jayne) Your toes are in the sand.<p>Jayne: And your head's up your-<p>Simon: Hey! Back off!<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[70]="<p>Zoe: Can we find someplace with a beach?<p>Wash: (grinning and skipping to her) Maybe a naked beach? (they kiss)<p>Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done 'til we're back on Serenity.<p>Zoe: Sorry, sir, didn't mean to enjoy the moment.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[71]="<p>River: (cryptically to Jayne) They took Christmas away.<p>Jayne: (confused) What the hell now?<p>River: Came downstairs for the shiny presents...they took the tree, and the stockings...nothing left but coal.<p>Jayne: (to Simon) Would you shut her up?<p>River: (to Jayne) Don't look in the closet, either -- it's greedy. (smiles) It's not in the spirit of the holiday.<p>Jayne: You shut the hell up right now or so help me, I'll shut you up.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[72]="<p>Kaylee: Hey there, Inara! How was your checkup?<p>Inara: Same as last year. What's going on?<p>Kaylee: (cheerfully) Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[73]="<p>Mal: Hey! How was your thing?<p>Inara: As advertised -- lots of needles and cold exam tables. I heard you had some excitement.<p>Mal: Oh, nothin' much -- lotsa runnin' round, little gunplay...couple needles.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[74]="<p>Simon: He was amazing! (to Jayne) We wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for you.<p>Jayne: Well, uh...you're part of my crew.<p>Mal: (sarcastic) I think I might cry.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[75]="<p>Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?<p>Simon:  No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[76]="<p>Mal: Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. (to Kaylee and River) Shut up!<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[77]="<p>Wash: And then came the lying to me about it, which for me is sort of the highlight of this little adventure.<p>Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?<p>Wash:  You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[78]="<p>Wash: Didn't want you taking off without me. In fact, didn't want you taking off at all. Thought I might take this run instead. Me and the Captain.<p>Mal: The Captain who's standing right here telling you that's not gonna happen?<p>Wash: Well, it's a dangerous mission, sir. I can't stand the thought of something happening that might cause you two to come back with another thrilling tale of bonding and adventure. I just can't take that right now.<p>Mal: Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[79]="<p>Wash: (to a departing Zoe) Bye, hon! We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas! (sits down, starts the engines, then to Mal) So, are we gonna sing army songs or something?<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[80]="<p>Wash:  Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. (beat) Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[81]="<p>Wash: I don't want you to spare me, Mal. If you think you know what's happening, then you tell me. You wouldn't spare Zoe if she were in this situation with you, would you? You would be planning, and plotting and possibly scheming. So whatever Zoe would do in this instance is what I wanna do. Do you know why? No matter how ugly it gets, you two always come back with the stories. So... I'm Zoe. Now, what do I do?<p>Mal: Probably not talk quite so much.<p>Wash: Right. Less talking. She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[82]="<p>Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey.<p>Mal: Listen... (beat) She swore to obey?<p>Wash: Well, no, not... But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[83]="<p>Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?<p>Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[84]="<p>Monty: Damn you, Bridget! Damn you ta Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then y-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[85]="<p>Mal: Woman, you are completely off your nut.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[86]="<p>Jayne: Woah there, Cap'n...tell me you didn't get into a fight with Monty.<p>Kaylee: Really? But I thought we loved Monty! (to Zoe, uncertain) Don't we love Monty?<p>Zoe: Sweetie, if he had a tussle with that sasquatch, we'd be in the dirt right about now, scoopin' up the Captain's teeth.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[87]="<p>Mal: Well this is one of the crazier things I've heard today and when I tell you about the rest of my day, you'll appreciate...<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[88]="<p>Mal: Hey, no, we'll just set course for Planet of the Lonely, Rich, and Appropriately Hygienic Man. I'll just tell Wash, we can park there for a month.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[89]="<p>Inara: Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?<p>Mal: We made a perfectly good piece-<p>Inara: What was the cargo?<p>Mal: They were dolls.<p>Inara: They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[90]="<p>Mal: Petty?<p>Inara: I didn't mean petty.<p>Mal: What did you mean?<p>Inara: Suo-shee?<p>Mal: That's Chinese for petty.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[91]="<p>Jayne: Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[92]="<p>River: (looking at Jayne) She's a liar.<p>Jayne: That don't exactly set her apart from the rest of us. And the plunder sounds fun enough.<p>River: She's a liar and no good will come of her.<p>Jayne: Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain't to be trusted.<p>River: Jayne is a girl's name.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[93]="<p>Jayne: She starts on that 'girl's name' thing, I'm gonna show her good an' all I got man parts.<p>Simon: I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not coming.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[94]="<p>Saffron: He's my husband.<p>Mal: Well who in the damn galaxy isn't?<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[95]="<p>Mal: I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta move.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[96]="<p>Saffron: I should've killed Durran.<p>Mal: Right. The one guy that don't have it coming. The man who knows you and still loves you, treachery and all. Can't have him walking about.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[97]="<p>Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down?<p>Mal: I won't.<p>Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster.<p>Mal: I'd take that as a kindness.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[98]="<p>Wash: Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[99]="<p>Zoe: Scared her away again, did you?<p>Simon: This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls.<p>Zoe: Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[100]="<p>Wash: (to a jar with a cow fetus, mock-serious) Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony...<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[101]="<p>River: (trying to eat an 'ice-planet') My food is troublesome.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[102]="<p>Jayne: I got post?<p>Book: Might we all want to step back a few paces before he opens that?<p>Jayne: Ha ha. It's from my mother.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[103]="<p>Jayne: (wearing ugly homemade hat) How's it sit? Pretty cunning,<p>		~~~~~ don'tchya think?<p>Kaylee: I think it's the sweetest hat ever.<p>Book: Makes a statement.<p>Jayne: Yeah, yeah!<p>Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.<p>Jayne: Damn straight.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[104]="<p>Tracey: Thanks. Didn't know you were there.<p>Zoe: That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it.<p>Tracey: I don't think they covered that in basic.<p>Zoe: Well, at least they covered 'Dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot'.<p>Tracey: Yeah, I got a badge in that. (seriously) Won't happen again.<p>Zoe: It does, I'm just gonna watch.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[105]="<p>Mal: Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[106]="<p>Mal: Vitelli's out of it. That bumblebee laid down arms at the first sign of inevitable crushing defeat, can you imagine such a cowardly creature?<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[107]="<p>Jayne: We're taking him on board?<p>Mal: We are.<p>Jayne: Don't figure the percentage in that.<p>Mal: Don't strain your brain trying, then. Might break something.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[108]="<p>Mal: You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon.<p>Inara: I'm sure I've heard that said. But perhaps the dining area isn't the place for this sort of thing?<p>Mal: What do you mean? Only place with a table big enough.<p>Inara: Of course. In that case... (rearranges guns) Every well-bred petty crook knows -- the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[109]="<p>Mal: This distress call wouldn't be taking place in someone's pants, would it?<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[110]="<p>Inara: It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but-<p>Nandi: If they got guns, and brains at all...<p>Inara: They have guns.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[111]="<p>Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.<p>Jayne: Good. 'Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to.<p>Mal: They're whores.<p>Jayne: I'm in.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[112]="<p>Mal: Any friend of Inara's is a strictly business-like relationship of mine.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[113]="<p>Jayne: (calls out from across the room) Can I start gettin' sexed already?<p>Mal: Well, that's one kind of horrific.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[114]="<p>Kaylee: Everybody's got somebody... (wistfully) Wash, tell me I'm pretty...<p>Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.<p>Kaylee:  'Cause I'm pretty?<p>Wash:  'Cause you're pretty.<p>Kaylee: Thank you. That was very restorative.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[115]="<p>Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm?<p>Inara: Will you wash it first?<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[116]="<p>Mal: Well, lady I must say... (admiring smile) ...you're my kinda stupid.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[117]="<p>Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning?<p>Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[118]="<p>Mal: When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor.<p>Simon: You are talking to a doctor.<p>Mal: Yeah, okay, my point is could've been you she might have shot just then. The doctor, as you just made note of. And who exactly could fix you? Not nobody. We're deep in space, corner of No and Where. You take extra care with her, 'cause we're very much alone out here.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[119]="<p>Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?<p>Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up.<p>Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[120]="<p>Mal: But she does have an oddness to her. And I ain't just talking about her proficiency with firearms. Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't.<p>Jayne: Wha-...are you-are you sayin' she's a witch?<p>Wash: (sarcastically) Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.<p>Jayne: She's in Congress?<p>Wash: (amazed) How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[121]="<p>Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.<p>Zoe:  We live in a space ship, dear.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[122]="<p>Early: You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?<p>Simon: What'd he do?<p>Early: Who?<p>Simon: The midget.<p>Early: Arson. Little man loved fire.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[123]="<p>Mal: Just focus! The Alliance said they were gonna waltz through Serenity Valley and we choked 'em with those words. We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty. Just a little while longer, our angels are gonna be soaring overhead raining fire on those arrogant cod, so you hold! You hold! Go! <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[124]="<p>Wash: Everything looks good from here...Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land. I think we should call it your grave! Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven! <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[125]="<p>Jayne: Let's moon 'em.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[126]="<p>Wash: I'd say worth a little risk.<p>Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there.<p>Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident. You know, that pretty --<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[127]="<p>Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please?<p>Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[128]="<p>Mal: We didn't pick the cargo.<p>Badger: And I didn't flash my ass at the gorram law. There's no deal. <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[129]="<p>Badger: Crime and politics, little girl: the situation is always... fluid.<p>Jayne: Only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[130]="<p>Zoe: Now we have a boatful of citizens right on top of our... stolen cargo. That's a fun mix.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[131]="<p>Zoe: Oh yeah, this is gonna go great.<p>Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em.<p>Zoe: Shoot 'em?<p>Mal: Politely.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[132]="<p>Mal: Did you send word to Patience?<p>Wash:: Ain't heard back yet. Didn't she shoot you one time?<p>Mal: Everybody's makin' a fuss.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[133]="<p>Mal: How's business?<p>Inara: None of yours. .<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[134]="<p>Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this?<p>Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[135]="<p>Kaylee: You seem so young. To be a doctor.<p>Simon: Yeah. You're pretty young to be a ship's mechanic. <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[136]="<p>Mal: Jayne. You'll keep a civil tongue in that mouth or I will sew it shut, is there an understanding between us? <p>Jayne: You don't pay me to talk pretty. Just because Kaylee gets lubed-up over some big city dandy --<p>Mal: Walk away from this table. Right now.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[137]="<p>Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me the wickedness of my ways?<p>Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers. <p>Inara: I think I'll pass. I thank you for this. <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[138]="<p>Simon: Can you move your feet? Kaylee. Stay with me. Can you move your feet?<p>Kaylee: Are you asking me to dance...?<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[139]="<p>Mal: I'm in a tricky position, I guess you know. Got me a boatload of terribly strange folk making my life a little more interesting than I generally like, chief among them an Alliance mole. Likes to shoot at girls when he's nervous. Now I got to know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So... I've given Jayne here the job of finding out. <p>Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.<p>Mal: Now you only gotta scare him.<p>Jayne: Pain is scary...<p>Mal: Just do it right.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[140]="<p>Kaylee: You are a nice man, Captain. You always looking after us. You just gotta have faith in people. <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[141]="<p>Mal: I believe that woman's planning to shoot me again.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[142]="<p>Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first?<p>Wash: It is her turn. <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[143]="<p>Mal: Our luck? You notice anything particular about our luck these past few days? Any kind of pattern? You depend on luck, you end up on the drift -- no fuel, no prospects.... beggin' for Alliance make-work. And towed out to the scrap belt. That ain't us. Not ever. Patience has got the money to pay, and she will, one way or another. There's obstacles in our path, and we're gonna deal with them. One by one. <p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[144]="<p>Jayne: C'mon, Wash, you dumbass, dodge 'em!<p>Wash: If everybody could just be quiet a moment...<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[145]="<p>Mal: How we doing?<p>Wash: I don't mean to alarm anybody... but I think... we're being followed.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[146]="<p>Book: I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong. <p>Inara: Shepherd...<p>Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship.<p>Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[147]="<p>River: I didn't think you'd come for me.<p>Simon: Well, you're a dummy.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[148]="<p>Mal: It may have become apparent to you that the ship could use a medic. You ain't weak. I don't know how bright you are, top three percent, but you ain't weak and that's not nothing. You live by my rule, you keep your sister from doing anything crazy, you could maybe find a place here. 'Til you find a better. <p>Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?<p>Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed. <p>Simon: Are you always this sentimental? <p>Mal: Had a good day.<p>		~~~~~ serenity\n";
quotes[149]="<p>Lund: You didn't toast? Y'know, I'm thinkin' you one of them independents<p>Mal: And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other, til we go away? <p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[150]="<p>Mal: Drunks are so cute.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[151]="<p>Mal: Take us out of the world, Wash, got us some crime to be done.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[152]="<p>Mal: Well, they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[153]="<p>Book: I'm wondering why a man so anxious to fly under Alliance radar would house known fugitives. The Alliance had her in that institution for a purpose, whatever it was, and they will want her back. You're not overly fond of the boy, so why risk it? <p>Mal: Only 'cause it's the right thing to do.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[154]="<p>Book: I begin to wonder if you yourself know why you're doing it.<p>Mal: Well what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such? <p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[155]="<p>Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?<p>Mal: That it was manly and impulsive? <p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[156]="<p>Mal: Have you got time to do my hair?<p>Inara: Out.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[157]="<p>Mal: Well, you're holding my mechanic in thrall. And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose? <p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[158]="<p>Mal: Come on. We stick to the plan. We get the goods, we're back on Serenity before the train even reaches Paradiso, only now we do it under the noses of twenty trained Alliance Feds. And that makes 'em look all manner of stupid. Hell, this job I would pull for free. <p>Zoe: Can I have your share?<p>Mal: No.<p>Zoe: If you die, can I have your share?<p>Mal: Yes.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[159]="<p>Kaylee: You shouldn't be so rude to him.<p>Jayne: Why? Cause he's all rich and fancible? <p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[160]="<p>Jayne: Time for some thrilling heroics.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[161]="<p>River: Won't stop. Won't ever stop. They'll just keep coming until they get back what you took. Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[162]="<p>Mal: Whatever happens, remember I love you.<p>Zoe: Sir?<p>Mal: Because you're my wife.<p>Zoe: Right. Sir. Honey.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[163]="<p>Sheriff: It's funny your uncle never went to mentioning the Bowden's problem. Or that Joey Bloggs ate his own gun, about eight months back. <p>Mal: Did he?<p>Sheriff: Yep. Blew the back of his head right off.<p>Mal: So... would his job be open?<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[164]="<p>Jayne: You've got the light.. from the console.. keep you, lift you up. They shine like... ...little angels...<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[165]="<p>Kaylee: Hey. How'd it go?<p>Mal: She hit me.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[166]="<p>Mal: Nice shot.<p>Jayne: I was aiming for his head.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[167]="<p>River: Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue...<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[168]="<p>Jayne: Yeah, too tall, too tall!<p>Wash: Jayne!<p>Jayne: Little man!<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[169]="<p>Inara: Simon, you are. Leaving your whole world behind. It's incredibly selfless.<p>Simon: Yeah. I selflessly turned us both into wanted fugitives.<p>Inara: Well, we're all running from something, I suppose.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[170]="<p>Wash: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work. <p>Kaylee: So I guess that makes us one man short.<p>Jayne: Little Kaylee's always one man short.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[171]="<p>River: It's ghosts.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[172]="<p>Jayne: Tell you what I think. I think that fellow we ran into did everyone on board, killed them all, then decided to take a swim through space, see how fast his blood would boil out of his ears.<p>Wash: You're a very up person. <p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[173]="<p>Simon: Shh, shh, it's okay, it's okay, I'm here. Bad dreams again?<p>River: No, I can't sleep. There's too much screaming.<p>Simon: River, there is... there is no screaming.<p>River: There was.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[174]="<p>Mal: Nobody escaped.<p>Zoe: Sir?<p>Mal: Nobody.<p>Zoe: Oh my god.<p>Mal: Jen dao mei. I know what did this. Get her out of here. Jayne? Jayne, drop what you're doing, and get to the engine room. I want you to take Kaylee and the doctor off this boat.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[175]="<p>Simon: Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you're still alive.<p>Jayne: Looked bigger when I couldn't see him.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[176]="<p>Book: So he'll live then.<p>Mal: Which to my mind is unfortunate.<p>Book: Not a very charitable attitude, Captain.<p>Mal: Charity'd be putting a bullet in his brainpan.<p>Inara: Mal!<p>Mal: Only save him the suffering.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[177]="<p>Jayne: Reavers ain't men.<p>Book: Of course they are. Too long removed from civilization, of course, but men. And, I believe there is a power greater than men, a power that heals. <p>Mal: Reavers might take issue with that philosophy. If they had a philosophy. If they weren't too busy gnawing on your insides. Jayne's right, Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[178]="<p>Mal: Yes, Jayne, that is exactly what we're going to do. Not going to have these people looking over my shoulder once we're gone. I'm not saying there's any peace to be had, but on the off chance there is, those folks deserve a little of it. <p>Inara: Just when I think I've got you figured out.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[179]="<p>Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?<p>Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[180]="<p>Harken: I want every inch of this junker tossed.<p>Kaylee: Junker?<p>Mal: Settle down, Kaylee.<p>Kaylee: But Captain, did you hear what that purple-belly called Serenity?<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[181]="<p>Inara: Not in the least. It's a mutually beneficial business arrangement. I rent the shuttle from Captain Reynolds, which allows me to expand my client base. And the Captain finds that having a Companion on board opens certain doors to him that might otherwise be closed to him.<p>Harken: And do you love him?<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[182]="<p>Wash: The legs. Oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and where her legs meet her back. Actually, that whole area. That, and above it. <p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[183]="<p>Wash: Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[184]="<p>Mal: Commander, I'm not what you need to be concerned with right now. Things go the way they are, there's going to be blood. <p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[185]="<p>Mal: They made him watch. He probably tried to turn away, and they wouldn't let him. You call him a survivor? He's not. A man comes up against that kind of will, the only way to deal with it, I suspect, is to become it. He's following the only course left to him. First, he'll try to make himself look like one. Cut on himself, desecrate his flesh and then, he'll start acting like one. <p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[186]="<p>Jayne: You saved his gorram life he still takes the cargo. Hwoon dahn.<p>Mal: He had to... Couldn't let us profit. Wouldn't be civilized.<p>		~~~~~ bushwhacked\n";
quotes[187]="<p>Mal: Yeah? What's entertaining?<p>Inara: I like watching the game. As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[188]="<p>Wash: Okay. Whoa. No, we're good, we're good. It's okay.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[189]="<p>Inara: I suppose. He has engaged me for several days.<p>Mal: Days!? Boy must have stamina. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[190]="<p>Mal: Tell me, do all the men there pay for their dates, or just the young rich ones with stamina?<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[191]="<p>Kaylee: Oh, look at the pretties!<p>Wash: What am I looking at, the girls or the clothes?<p>Jayne: There's clothes? <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[192]="<p>Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?<p>Jayne: I'll chip in.<p>Zoe: I can hurt you. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[193]="<p>Mal: You backed out of a deal last time. Left us hanging.<p>Jayne: Hurt our feelings. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[194]="<p>Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight?<p>Kaylee: Shows off your backside.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[195]="<p>Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[196]="<p>Jayne: So we gonna play cards, or screw around?<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[197]="<p>Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? <p>Zoe: Jayne slits my throat and takes over. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[198]="<p>Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay.<p>Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[199]="<p>Murphy: Why Banning Miller. What a vision you are in your fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. 'Course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[200]="<p>Mal: Well then, maybe I just wanted to see a professional at work. Is this the hardest part, would you say, or does that come later?<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[201]="<p>Mal: Turns out this is my kind of party.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[202]="<p>Mal: Use of a swo... what?<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[203]="<p>Kaylee: Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[204]="<p>Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword.<p>Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[205]="<p>Mal: Well, he insulted you. I hit him. Seemed like the thing to do. Why'd this get so complicated?<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[206]="<p>Inara: He's an expert swordsman, Mal. You had trouble with the pillar. How will your death help my honor?<p>Mal: Well, see, I plan on having it be his death. That's why I need lessons. I figure you know how, being such an educated woman, and all.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[207]="<p>Zoe: Not necessarily. We can lure one or two of them away. Say infirmary? Take 'em out, be on Badger before he knows what happens.<p>Jayne: Only if his attention's elsewhere. What we need's a diversion. I say Zoe gets nekkid.<p>Wash: Nope.<p>Jayne: I could get nekkid.<p>All: No! <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[208]="<p>River: Sure, I got a secret. More than one. Don't seem likely I'd tell 'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Dyton Colony knows better than to talk to strangers. You're talking loud enough for the both of us though, ain'tcha? I've known a dozen like you. Skipped off home early, running graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lock down, but less than you claim. And you're what? Petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad, little king of a sad, little hill.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[209]="<p>Inara: How did I avoid that?<p>Mal: By being fast like a freak? <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[210]="<p>Inara: You have a strange sense of nobility Captain. You'll lay a man out for calling me a whore, and yet you keep calling me one to my face. <p>Mal: I might not show respect to your job, but he didn't respect you. That's the difference. Inara, he doesn't even see you. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[211]="<p>Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave. Don't take his offer.<p>Inara: What?<p>Mal: Don't do it. Because in the case it happens it means he's the fella that killed me and I don't like fellas that kill me, just in general. I said before I don't have call to stop you, and that's true, but anyways, don't. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[212]="<p>Mal: Sure, it's humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. <p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[213]="<p>Mal: See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[214]="<p>Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op.<p>Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[215]="<p>Inara: I am grateful, you know, for the ill-conceived and high-handed attempt to defend my honor, although I didn't want you to. <p>Mal: Gracious as that is, looking back, I probably should have stayed out of your world.<p>Inara: My world? If it is that. I wasn't going to stay, you know.<p>Mal: Yeah? Why is that?<p>Inara: Oh, someone needs to keep Kaylee out of trouble. And all my things are here. Besides, why would I want to leave Serenity?<p>Mal: Can't think of a reason.<p>		~~~~~ shindig\n";
quotes[216]="<p>Young Simon: So... how'd the independents cut us off?<p>Young River: They were using dinosaurs.<p>Young Simon: Jien tah-duh guay!<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[217]="<p>River: It's not okay! You can't just dig into me, shove twenty needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[218]="<p>Mal: So, she's added cussing and hurling about of things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[219]="<p>River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.<p>Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like. <p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[220]="<p>Mal: You know, they walk just as easy if you lead 'em.<p>Jayne: I like smackin' 'em.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[221]="<p>Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.<p>Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[222]="<p>River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are.<p>Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[223]="<p>Simon: Right. I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[224]="<p>Kaylee: You think this would make a nice gift?<p>Inara: A gift? For whom?<p>Kaylee: I just kinda like it. It's rich, you know?<p>Inara: Ooh. For Simon.<p>Kaylee: I didn't say that.<p>Inara: You don't do a very good job of hiding your interest. <p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[225]="<p>Kaylee: You were being mean, is what. And if that's what you think of this life, then you can't think much of them that choose it, can you.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[226]="<p>Mal: This is the last time. Last time with cows. Hear there was an idea regarding beagles? They have smallish droppings?<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[227]="<p>Mal: Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[228]="<p>Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[229]="<p>Mal: Doctor could be called a lot of things. Coward wouldn't be one of 'em, though.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[230]="<p>River: We're lost... lost in the woods.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[231]="<p>Jayne: Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[232]="<p>Zoe: You sanguine about the kind of reception we're up to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap?<p>Mal: Absolutely. What's sanguine mean?<p>Zoe: Sanguine. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means bloody.<p>Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[233]="<p>Simon: These are better than the Cambersons' berries.<p>River: They are. Except they're poison.<p>River: He believed her. Made a face.<p>Simon: You are such a brat!<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[234]="<p>River: Ruby doesn't talk. Her voice got scared away.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[235]="<p>Simon: She has done nothing to you! If she dies tonight, it won't be God's will that killed her, it'll be you! Your lunacy! Your ignorance!<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[236]="<p>Simon: Light it.<p>River: Time to go.<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[237]="<p>Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?<p>Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir. <p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[238]="<p>Mal: Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting. Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. <p>Simon: Yes, I'm very proud. <p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[239]="<p>Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us?<p>Mal: You're on my crew.<p>Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?<p>Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?<p>		~~~~~ safe\n";
quotes[240]="<p>Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. <p>Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?<p>Jayne: If I could make you purtier, I would.<p>Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[241]="<p>Inara: Well, yes. So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?<p>Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.<p>Inara: And you'd know that because...?<p>Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[242]="<p>Saffron: But... you know I'm to cleave to you...?<p>Mal: To-whubba-who? <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[243]="<p>Mal: I'm-I'm sorry. Go back to the part... Where you're my wife?<p>Saffron: I don't please you?<p>Mal: You can't please me. You never met me. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[244]="<p>Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like it's raining. How come you got a wife?<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[245]="<p>Zoe: This is Zoe. We need all personnel in the cargo bay.<p>Mal: Whoa, whoa. I said Wash.<p>Zoe: Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss.<p>Mal: There's-there's no bliss! I don't know this girl!<p>Jayne: Then can I know her? <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[246]="<p>Wash: We'd always hoped you two kids would get together. Who is she?<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[247]="<p>Kaylee: Hey, sweetie. Don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[248]="<p>Mal: How drunk was I last night?<p>Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[249]="<p>Book: The special hell.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[250]="<p>Zoe: Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[251]="<p>Mal: Can I come in?<p>Inara: No.<p>Mal: See? That's why I usually don't ask. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[252]="<p>Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore autolock. Customized trigger, double-cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun. <p>Mal: [Chinese - The explosive diarrhea of an elephant!] You offering me a trade?!<p>Jayne: A trade?! Hell, it's theft. It's the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got. <p>Mal: What I got? She has a name.<p>Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[253]="<p>Mal: Jayne! Go play with your rain stick.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[254]="<p>Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand of god. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[255]="<p>Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh?<p>Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[256]="<p>Saffron: I do know my bible, sir. On the night of their betrothal the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow. He shall work in her again and again, til she bring him to his full. And rest him then upon the sweat of her breast. <p>Mal: Whoa. Good bible. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[257]="<p>Mal: Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[258]="<p>Wash: [Chinese - Holy mother of god and all her wacky Nephews] Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie! <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[259]="<p>Inara: I guess we've lied enough.<p>Saffron: You're good.<p>Inara: You're amazing. Who are you?<p>Saffron: Malcolm Reynold's widow. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[260]="<p>Mal: Is it Christmas?<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[261]="<p>Mal: Wash, how did --<p>Wash: Hey, I just got kicked in the head.<p>Zoe: My man would never fall for that [Chinese - cheap floozy].<p>Wash: Most of my head wishes I had. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[262]="<p>Mal: I was poisoned!<p>Inara: You were drugged.<p>Jayne: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[263]="<p>Inara: Well, I only hit my head, but Mal went through that. But, no... I mean seduction. Body language, signals. She's had training. As in companion. As in academy. <p>Book: Our little Saffron's quite a wonder. I'm beginning to think she married beneath herself. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[264]="<p>Mal: Yeah but she had professional... So in my case, it was really... You woulda kissed her, too.<p>Zoe: Wash didn't.<p>Mal: But she was naked! And all... articulate!<p>Wash: Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[265]="<p>Wash: It won't be long.<p>Jayne: What do I do?<p>Mal: You go get Vera. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[266]="<p>Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy?<p>Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.<p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[267]="<p>Mal: You're a very graceful woman, Inara.<p>Inara: I -- Thank you. <p>		~~~~~ our mrs. reynolds\n";
quotes[268]="<p>Kaylee: Come on, admit it, it's true.<p>Simon: No, I won't, because it's not. I use swear words like anybody else. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[269]="<p>Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.<p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[270]="<p>Simon: Oh!<p>Kaylee: Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[271]="<p>Simon: My god -- you're like a trained ape. Without the training.<p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[272]="<p>Mal: Canton don't allow guns in their town<p>Jayne: Yes sir. That's why I ain't strapping one to my hip. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[273]="<p>Simon: Canton really...stinks.<p>Mal: That's what makes it such a great drop point. No one comes here that doesn't have to.<p>Wash: I vote we do this job really, really fast. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[274]="<p>Simon: All right. Fine. I'll go. Just stop describing me.<p>Mal: You're the boss, boss.<p>Jayne: He's the boss now? Day keeps getting better and better. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[275]="<p>Wash: What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise?<p>Kaylee: He's learning. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[276]="<p>Mal: Jayne?<p>Jayne: Yeah?<p>Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? <p>Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.<p>Mal: No, seriously, Jayne, you want to tell me?<p>Jayne: Look, Mal, I got no ruttin' idea. I was here a few years back, like I said. Pulled a second-story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate up on the hill. But things went way South. I had to hightail it. They don't...put you on a pedestal in town square for that. <p>Mal: Yeah, except I'm looking at some fair compelling evidence says they do.<p>Simon: This must be what going mad feels like.<p>Wash: I think they captured him, though - you know...captured his essence.<p>Kaylee: Looks sort of angry, don't he?<p>Wash: That's kinda what I meant. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[277]="<p>Book: Give me that. River, you don't...fix the Bible.<p>River: It's broken. Doesn't make sense.<p>Book: It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you. You hang on to those, now. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[278]="<p>Jayne: Can't be a statue of me. No reason for it. Flies in the face of every kind of sense.<p>Mal: Won't argue with that. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[279]="<p>Busker: Jayne, The man we call Jayne, He robbedf rom the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for, Our love for him now ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne, Our Jayne saw the Mudders' backs breaking, He saw the Mudders lament And he saw the, magistrate taking Every dollar and leaving five cents, So he said, You can't do that to my people He said... <p>Mal: Um...Jayne?<p>Jayne: Yeah, Mal?<p>Mal: You got any light you'd like to shed on this development?<p>Jayne: No, Mal.<p>Simon: No. This must be what going mad feels like. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[280]="<p>Mudders: Our love for him now ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne<p>Busker: Now here is what separates heroes, From common folk like you and I The man they call Jayne, He turned 'round his plane, And let that money hit the sky <p>Wash: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!<p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[281]="<p>River: Hello?<p>Book: In here, River<p>River: I'm...I tore these out of your symbol and they turned into paper. But I want to put them back, so... <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[282]="<p>Inara: As I've said, this room is a consecrated place of union. Only your son belongs here.<p>Higgins: Well, I'm...<p>Inara: Now, why don't you go on, and let us begin our work.<p>Higgins: Now listen here, young lady...<p>Inara: Good night, Mr. Higgins. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[283]="<p>Simon: You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[284]="<p>Simon: To Jayne! The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing.<p>Kaylee: You are pretty funny.<p>Simon: And you're pretty....pretty.<p>Kaylee: What did you just say?<p>Simon: I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[285]="<p>Book: River? Why don't you come out?<p>River: No! I can't. Too much hair. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[286]="<p>Wash: Did you know that Jayne is a bona fide folk hero? Got a song and everything.<p>Zoe: What? You been drinking, husband. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[287]="<p>Kaylee: Hey, Captain. Captain!<p>Simon: Hey...Mal, uh, Mal... No, nuh-nuh-nothing happened. No, there was, uh, there was some drinking, but, uh, we, no we certainly didn't. No, I would never ! Not with Kaylee... <p>Kaylee: What do you mean, Not with me? <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[288]="<p>Jayne: My love for me now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton The man they call...ME Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk. <p>Mal: No, the living legend needs to come with us. He's got a little appearance to make. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[289]="<p>Simon: Excuse me, could I see a menu?<p>Bartender: A what? <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[290]="<p>Wash: Morning, kids!<p>Zoe: Is that Jayne? Is that really him? Wash, pinch me, I must be dreaming!<p>Jayne: Oh hell, I'll pinch you! <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[291]="<p>Inara: Yesterday. Oh, no. I - I know this man. He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know? He can never just let things go. He thinks he's this hard-hearted criminal, and he can be unrelenting... but there's a side to him that's just so... <p>Fess: You mean you actually know Jayne?<p>Inara: Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You're talking about Jayne Cobb?<p>Fess: Yes, Jayne Cobb. The Hero of Canton. The only person I ever saw who stood up to my father. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[292]="<p>Jayne: Uh...I'm no good with words. Don't...don't use 'em much, myself. But I want to thank you all for being here, and for thinking so much of me... Far as I see it, you people been given the shortest end of the stick ever been offered a human soul in this crap-hill 'verse....But you took that end... well, you took it. And that's... well, I guess that's something. <p>Kaylee: Wow. That didn't sound half-bad.<p>Mal: I'm shocked my own self. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[293]="<p>Kaylee: See! You're doing it right now! What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black. <p>Simon: It means more out here. It's all I have. I mean... My way of being polite, or however it's...well, it's the only way I have of showing you that I like you. I'm showing respect. <p>Kaylee: So, when we made love last night...<p>Simon: When we WHAT?<p>Kaylee: You really are such an easy mark. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[294]="<p>Jayne: Don't make no sense. What...Why the hell did that Mudder have to go and do that for, Mal? Jumping in front of that shotgun blast. Hell, there weren't a one of them understood what happened out there. They're probably sticking that statue right back up. <p>		~~~~~ jaynestown\n";
quotes[295]="<p>Mal: Fei-oo? (Junk?) Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die.<p>Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap. <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[296]="<p>Zoe: Get her running again?<p>Mal: Yeah.<p>Zoe: So not running now?<p>Mal: Not so much.<p>Zoe: Ah. <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[297]="<p>Kaylee: Shepherd Book was just tellin' us funny stories about his life at the monastery.<p>Wash: Monastic humor. I miss out on all the fun.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[298]="<p>Jayne: Now Inara -- she's gotta have some real funny whorin' stories, I'd wager.<p>Inara: Oh! Do I ever! Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will. <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[299]="<p>Inara: You. A Companion doesn't kiss and tell.<p>Mal: So there is kissing?<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[300]="<p>River: Day is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. I didn't get you anything.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[301]="<p>Jayne: Well deeply move yourself over there and blow out them candles so we can try a slice.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[302]="<p>Mal: Wash, I need you on the bridge.<p>Wash: Zoe's hurt.<p>Mal: And the doctor's gonna do everything he can. Meantime, I gotta have you on that bridge. We need to know how bad it is. <p>Wash: How bad? It's bad, okay, sir? My wife may be dying, here. So my feeling is it's pretty damn bad.<p>Mal: Wash...<p>Wash: I'm not leaving her side, Mal. Don't ask me again.<p>Mal: I wasn't asking. I was telling.<p>Wash: Chur ni-duh. (Screw you.)<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[303]="<p>Kaylee: A couple of hours, maybe. We'll start to feel it, and then we won't feel nothing at all.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[304]="<p>River: You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[305]="<p>Wash: No, Mal. It's not possible. No one's gonna pick up the damn signal. You wanted us flying under the radar, remember? Well, that's where we are: out of range of anyone or anything.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[306]="<p>Jayne: What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[307]="<p>Kaylee: Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...<p>Mal: I cannot be having this from you right now. We got work to do.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[308]="<p>Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship.<p>Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere. Jayne'll be worth something if you run into trouble. But don't trust him, and don't let him take over. You're paid up through the end of the month. It's still your ship.<p>Inara: Mal...<p>Mal: As far as your security deposit goes... that I might have to owe you.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[309]="<p>Inara: Oh -- one further addendum. That's the last time you get to call me whore.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[310]="<p>Inara: Mal... come with us.<p>Mal: Can't. Four to a shuttle, Inara. Four.<p>Inara: One more. You know it can't make a difference. Not now.<p>Mal: I'm not leaving Serenity.<p>Inara: Mal -- you don't have to die alone.<p>Mal: Everybody dies alone.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[311]="<p>Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.<p>Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?<p>Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir. <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[312]="<p>Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine. Anyway, we've hidden it. So, you kill us, you'll never find it.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[313]="<p>Mal: Yeah. Yeah you did, didn't you? How much they paying you?<p>Jayne: Huh?<p>Mal: I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?<p>Jayne: Seven percent, straight off the top.<p>Mal: Seven? Oh.<p>Jayne: What?<p>Mal: Hmm? Nothing. Not a thing. No, I just... That seem low to you? <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[314]="<p>Mal: Look, forget I said anything. I'm sure you're treated very well. You get the perks. Got your own room. No? You share a bunk?<p>Jayne: With that one.<p>Mal: Really? <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[315]="<p>Inara: I feel like maybe we should do something about all the blood. I don't think it's something he should see when he wakes up.<p>Jayne: He seen blood before. Lots of it.<p>Inara: Yes, I'm certain that's true, but sometimes it seems different when it's one's own blood. <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[316]="<p>Zoe: I guess it's a fair bet to say I missed birthday cake.<p>Wash: It's okay, honey. Nobody got to have any. It's still on the floor and some of the walls upstairs, though. If you want I'll run up there and scrape up a piece. <p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[317]="<p>Jayne: Well, hey, you know. We'da been back first, except there's something wrong with Inara's shuttle. She done somethin' to it, Mal. Smells funny.<p>Inara: I told you, that's incense.<p>Jayne: So you say.<p>		~~~~~ out of gas\n";
quotes[318]="<p>Mal: Yeah. Think the doc might not be wrong about that one. Just gonna need a few... You all gonna be here when I wake up? <p>Book: We'll be here.<p>Mal: 'kay. That's good...<p>		~~~~~ out of gas<p>River: I don't want any.<p>Simon: River, you have to eat. It's good. It tastes like... ... It's good.<p>Jayne: Smells like crotch. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[319]="<p>Wash: We don't even have to go someplace fancy. We can just go to the park or something. Feed the pigeons.<p>Zoe: Sure. Feed the pigeons. Probably get the firing squad for littering. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[320]="<p>Inara: Ariel's quite a nice place, actually. There are some beautiful museums, not to mention some of the finest restaurants in the Core.<p>Wash: But ... not boring, like she made it sound. There's a .. .. Um, ah, um.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[321]="<p>Mal: You could have got off with Shepherd Book at the Bathgate Abbey. Could have been meditating on the wonders of your rock garden by now. <p>Jayne: Well it beats just sitting.<p>Wash: It is just sitting.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[322]="<p>River: He looks better in red.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[323]="<p>Mal: The patients were cynical and not responding and we couldn't bring them back.<p>Simon: They were cyanotic.<p>Mal: They were cyanotic and not responding --<p>Simon: Not responsive. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[324]="<p>Simon: What about cortical electrodes?<p>Jayne: Oh! Uh, we forgot 'em.<p>Simon: Let's try that again. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[325]="<p>Mal: Pupils were fixed and dilapidated --<p>Simon: Dilated.<p>Mal: Dilated! Dilated! Ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng! (Frog-humping sonofabitch!)<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[326]="<p>Simon: What about cortical electrodes? What is that? <p>Jayne: We applied, we applied the cortical electrodes. We used them electromagnetic... Reacted from... We were unable to a ... We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either... Unable to get a neural... <p>Mal: Response.<p>Jayne: Response... Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school. I'll get it. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[327]="<p>Mal: Now all we need is a couple of patients.<p>Simon: Corpses, actually. For this to work River and I will have to be dead.<p>Jayne: Huh. I'm starting to like this plan. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[328]="<p>Mal: We speak only when spoken to, we avoid all unnecessary contact, and we stay together until we reach the morgue. Understood?<p>Zoe: Yes, sir.<p>Jayne: We applied the cortical electrode...<p>Mal: Jayne?<p>Jayne: ...were unable to get a neural response. Yeah, yeah, I got it. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[329]="<p>Doctor: What do you got?<p>Mal: Got a couple of DOAs, by the time we got there...<p>Doctor: Take them down to the morgue.<p>Jayne: We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[330]="<p>River: Copper for a kiss.<p>Jayne: Jesus! What did you say?<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[331]="<p>River: They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[332]="<p>Simon: River, the doctors here are the best in the system. This is one of the top hospitals in the Core, or anywhere else.<p>River: Where you should be.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[333]="<p>Doctor: You see this badge? It says 'doctor'. I say walk, you walk.<p>Mal: Yeah, but, where're we going?<p>Doctor: You must be new. Don't get comfortable, your type never lasts long around here. When your supervisor hears about the rude and disrespect--ARGH!!!<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[334]="<p>Simon: You know, ah, you know how you get scared or worried or nervous, but you don't want to be scared or worried or nervous, so you push it to the back of your mind? You try not to think about it. Your amygdala is what lets you do that. It's like a filter in your brain that keeps your feelings in check. She feels everything; she can't not.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[335]="<p>River: Your toes are in the sand.<p>Jayne: And you head's up your--<p>Simon: Hey! Back off. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[336]="<p>Wash: How much did we get?<p>Mal: Enough to keep us flying.<p>Zoe: Can we fly somewhere with a beach?<p>Wash: Maybe a naked beach?<p>Zoe: Ooh.<p>Wash: Ahh.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[337]="<p>Jayne: You know what I'd appreciate? You stop flapping that pretty mouth at me. I'm trying to figure a way out of here; can't do it with you yammering.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[338]="<p>River: They took Christmas away.<p>Jayne: What the hell now?<p>River: Came downstairs for the shiny presents. They took the tree and the stockings. Nothing left but coal.<p>Jayne: Will you shut her up!<p>River: Don't look in the closet, either. It's greedy. It's not in the spirit of the holiday. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[339]="<p>River: Two by two. Gloves of blue. Two by two. Gloves... blue... two.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[340]="<p>Kaylee: Oh, hey, there, Inara. How was your check-up?<p>Inara: Same as last year... What's going on here?<p>Kaylee: Oh, let's see.. We killed Simon and River... ...Stole a bunch of medicine, and now Zoe and the Captain are off springing the others that got snatched by the feds. Oh, here they are now. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[341]="<p>Mal: Hey. How was your thing?<p>Inara: As advertised: lots of needles and cold exam tables. I heard you had some excitement.<p>Mal: Oh, nothing much. Lots of running around. A little gunplay. A couple of needles. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[342]="<p>Mal: You called the feds.<p>Jayne: What? I got pinched!<p>Mal: Which is what happens when you call the feds.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[343]="<p>Jayne: No. I would never do that, my hand to god, may he strike me down as I'm standing here.<p>Mal: Well, you won't be standing there long.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[344]="<p>Mal: I thought you'd never do such a thing?<p>Jayne: The money was too good. I got stupid. I'm sorry, okay? Be reasonable. What're you taking this so personal for? It ain't like I ratted you out to the feds. <p>Mal: Oh, but you did. You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me. But since that's a concept you can't seem to wrap your head around, then you got no place here. You did it to me, Jayne. And that's a fact. <p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[345]="<p>Mal: The next time you decide to stab me in the back... ...Have the guts to do it to my face.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[346]="<p>River: What are you doing?<p>Simon: Oh, I, ah, brought some medicine. Do you remember why we went to the hospital?<p>River: Time to go to sleep again.<p>Simon: No, mei mei (little sister). It's time to wake up.<p>		~~~~~ ariel\n";
quotes[347]="<p>Book: He said... Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals, speak on every subject. Then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge, and on that day, you will finally meet the man.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[348]="<p>Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?<p>Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[349]="<p>Mal: One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[350]="<p>Wash: It's Jayne being so generous with his cut that confuses and frightens me.<p>Zoe: It does kind of freeze the blood. <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[351]="<p>Wash: So... when you said that you didn't get a chance to tell the Captain my idea...<p>Zoe: Mm-hmm?<p>Wash: What you actually meant was... you told him my idea, he rejected it out of hand, and you didn't argue the point or even give it another thought.<p>Zoe: I gave, honey, I-I --<p>Wash: And then came the lying to me about it, which for me is sort of the highlight of this little adventure. <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[352]="<p>Wash: Then tell me. I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[353]="<p>Wash: No, what this marriage needs is one less husband. Right now it's kind of crowded.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[354]="<p>River: Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?! <p>Simon: You are my beautiful sister.<p>River: I threw up on your bed.<p>Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[355]="<p>Kaylee: Oh, gosh, I... I-I knew she took females as clients... I just... They look so glamorous together.<p>Jayne: I'll be in my bunk.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[356]="<p>Wash: Didn't want you taking off without me. In fact, didn't want you taking off at all. Thought I might take this run instead. Me and the Captain.<p>Mal: The Captain who's standing right here telling you that's not gonna happen?<p>Wash: Well, it's a dangerous mission, sir. I can't stand the thought of something happening that might cause you two to come back with another thrilling tale of bonding and adventure. I just can't take that right now. <p>Mal: Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out -- <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[357]="<p>Wash: Bye, hon! We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas!<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[358]="<p>Wash: So, are we gonna sing army songs, or something?<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[359]="<p>Wash: Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[360]="<p>Wash: So now I'm learning about carrying.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[361]="<p>Wash: Now I'm learning about scary.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[362]="<p>Book: This is precision work: sharpshooters. From the look of these wounds, I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle, laser sights.<p>Jayne: You do a lot of shooting at the abbey there, Shepherd?<p>Book: Rabbits.<p>Jayne: For stew, sure.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[363]="<p>Mal: You okay?<p>Wash: I think I've been kidnapped. <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[364]="<p>Wash: I don't want you to spare me, Mal. If you think you know what's happening, then you tell me. You wouldn't spare Zoe if she were in this situation with you, would you? You would be planning, and plotting and... possibly scheming. So whatever Zoe would do in this instance is what I wanna do. Do you know why? No matter how ugly it gets, you two always come back with the stories. So... I'm Zoe. Now, what do I do? <p>Mal: Probably not talk quite so much.<p>Wash: Right. Less talking. She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[365]="<p>Mal: Listen... She swore to obey?<p>Wash: Well, no, not... But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose! <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[366]="<p>Mal: Look, Zoe and I have a history. She trusts me.<p>Wash: What's that supposed to mean?<p>Mal: Don't mean a thing, but you're making out like she blindly follows my every word. That ain't true!<p>Wash: Sure it is!<p>Mal: Not so. There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey.<p>Wash: Name one!<p>Mal: She married you!<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[367]="<p>Mal: Hey. We been together for a long time before you came along, Wash. And she's a damn fine-looking woman. <p>Wash: Never happened. Know how I know?<p>Mal: How? Tell me.<p>Wash: This whole Captain thing isn't Zoe's trouble. It's the-guy-she-never-slept-with thing. Hell, Mal, I wish you had slept with her. Then at least she'd be over it. <p>Mal: Oh, you want me to sleep with her? Would that make you feel better?<p>Wash: It might.<p>Mal: Oh, I'd imagine it would do wonders for her, too.<p>Wash: Screw you!<p>Mal: Get in line.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[368]="<p>Wash: He's insane.<p>Zoe: I know it.<p>Wash: I mean, you've told the damn stories. Saved you in the war. I-I didn't know...<p>Zoe: You mean Mal?<p>Wash: He's crazy. He wouldn't break, Zoe. He kept me from...<p>Zoe: It's okay. <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[369]="<p>Zoe: We're getting him back.<p>Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?<p>Simon: Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[370]="<p>Niska: Do you know the writings of Shan Yu?<p>Mal: We're starting a book club? What? Are you trying to tor -- ...trying to torture me?<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[371]="<p>Jayne: This here's suicide. You do know that, don't you? You really think you can mount a two-man frontal assault on Niska's skyplex and live?<p>Wash: Technically, it's a one-man/one-woman assault. A unisex.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[372]="<p>Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?<p>Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps. <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[373]="<p>Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds.<p>Mal: Seemed like the thing to do. <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[374]="<p>Mal: Looks like business ain't running so much as crawlin' away. You want to meet the real me now?<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[375]="<p>River: No power in the 'verse can stop me.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[376]="<p>Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.<p>Mal: No! No, it's not!<p>Zoe: Oh.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[377]="<p>Mal: Sure this thing's gonna stay on?<p>Simon: This dermal mender creates an excellent tissue bond. It should be fine. Just don't... don't fiddle with it. <p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[378]="<p>Simon: I don't know. I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before.<p>Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[379]="<p>Wash: Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.<p>Zoe: Yes, dear. You done good.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[380]="<p>Mal: Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.<p>Zoe: Really?<p>Wash: What? Mal, come on.<p>Mal: He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open -- you know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.<p>Wash: No. That was the torture talking. Remember? The torture?<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[381]="<p>Zoe: Take me, sir. Take me hard.<p>Jayne: Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettling.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[382]="<p>Jayne: Free soup.<p>		~~~~~ war stories\n";
quotes[383]="<p>Mal: You look -- there's something -- --the beard! You shaved off the soup- catcher!<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[384]="<p>Monty: You said you loved me for me...<p>Mal: Believe me, Monty. She says that to all the boys.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[385]="<p>Monty: Damn you, Bridget! Damn you ta Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then y-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN! <p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[386]="<p>Saffron: But face it, hubby, I'm really hot.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[387]="<p>Saffron: You can't just leave me here, on this lifeless piece of crap moon...<p>Mal: Sure I can.<p>Saffron: I'll die.<p>Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[388]="<p>Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life. I've got a better life than you. And that's just barely, and just cause I don't spend my every waking hour pissing all over it, like some folks I'm holdin' a gun on... <p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[389]="<p>Kaylee: Really? But I thought we loved Monty! Don't we love Monty?<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[390]="<p>Wash: Inara was asking for you. Wanted to - So later with the talking then. What happened?<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[391]="<p>Inara: Honestly, Mal, if we can't be civilized and talk like-<p>Mal: I'm plenty civilized. You're using wiles on me.<p>Inara: I'm using what?<p>Mal: Your feminine wiles. Your companion training, your some-might-say uncanny ability to make a man sweaty and/or compliant, of which I have had just about enough today.<p>Inara: Maybe this isn't the best time.<p>Mal: It's a fine time. Just talk plain is all.<p>Inara: I'm not sleeping with you, Mal.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[392]="<p>Inara: Not all of your work is illegal. And the--<p>Mal: What, you're trying to get me off the job now?<p>Inara: -- And the best job you ever pulled was on a central planet!<p>Mal: How about I stay out of your whoring -<p>Inara: That didn't take long -<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[393]="<p>Inara: Well, since I can't seem to find work as companion, I might as well become a petty thief like you!<p>Mal: Petty.<p>Inara: I didn't mean petty.<p>Mal: What did you mean?<p>Inara: Suo-SHEE?<p>Mal: That's chinese for petty.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[394]="<p>Inara: Don't put this all on me, Mal. You know you haven't been after serious work in a -<p>Mal: Serious work? You wanna know what I -<p>Inara: What?<p>Mal: Nothing.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[395]="<p>Wash: I'm confused...<p>Saffron: You're asking yourself if I've got the security codes, why don't I just go in and grab it for myself -- why cut you in? <p>Wash: No. Actually... I was wondering... What's she doing on the ship!? Didn't she try to kill us?<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[396]="<p>Mal: She hitched.<p>Wash: I don't recall pulling over...<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[397]="<p>Jayne: Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can... say... don't turn me in, lady.<p>Simon: The bounty on us just keeps getting more exciting.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[398]="<p>River: She's a liar and no good will come of her.<p>Jayne: Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain't to be trusted.<p>River: Jayne is a girl's name.<p>Jayne: Well Jayne ain't a girl. She starts on that girl's name thing, I'm a show her good an' all I got man parts.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[399]="<p>Simon: I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not coming.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[400]="<p>Simon: Great. Another exciting adventure in sitting.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[401]="<p>River: Afraid.<p>Simon: We'll be okay. Why the captain is trusting that BOO hway-HUN duh PUO-foo is beyond --<p>River: Not her. Jayne.<p>Simon: Afraid? Since when?<p>River: Since Ariel. Afraid we'll know.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[402]="<p>Inara: So you've never pretended to fall.<p>Zoe: Well, never is a strong word... sometimes it's easier.<p>Inara: What about with Wash?<p>Zoe: One time. Poor boy was bone-tired...<p>Inara: And?<p>Zoe: He knew. Son of a bitch called me on it.<p>Inara: That's the one you marry.<p>Zoe: Damn right.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[403]="<p>Mal: Yeah, he might come back and hug us in the act.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[404]="<p>Saffron: You don't know him. He's everything I said he was.<p>Mal: Oh, he's a killer of men. Why I'll bet he eats up babies.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[405]="<p>Mal: No. That ain't it at all. You'da knocked him on the brain, were that the case. You don't want him knowing the truth. Unlike all the -- I'm gonna go with hundreds -- of men you've married, you actually want this one to think well of you after you've gone. <p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[406]="<p>Mal: Right. The one guy that don't have it coming. The man who knows you and still loves you, treachery and all. Can't have him walking about.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[407]="<p>Mal: A brilliant, beautiful, evil double crossing snake. Cheer up, weepy: you've earned yourself a boatload of hard cash today. You can question the meaning of life on a floaty island of your own for a while. <p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[408]="<p>Inara: You know, I put on this big act and storm away in a huff, then I fly off, wait for you to doublecross Mal, beat you to the rendezvous spot and grab the loot before you can get to it. What, you didn't see it coming? <p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[409]="<p>Inara: Uh-uh. You know, I'm a little disappointed. Some of the crew's performances weren't quite as nuanced as they could have been. I thought they might tip the fact that we were playing you from the second Mal took you out of that crate. Oh, well. Guess not. <p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[410]="<p>Jayne: Wah guwwunoh?<p>Simon: You got knocked out.<p>Jayne: Dih we gedda payoff? Dih we make the money?<p>Simon: Can you move your arms and legs?<p>Jayne: Dah nod movin'!<p>Simon: Do you want to know why? Your spine. You hit it pretty hard when you fell.<p>Jayne: 'pine?<p>Simon: Yes. So I gave you something to knock out your motor functions so you wouldn't wrench it when you came to. Should wear off in half an hour. You'll just be bruised.<p>Jayne: 'pine okay?<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[411]="<p>Simon: You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are, you'll be under my knife again. Often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly. No matter what you do, or say, or plot... no matter how you come down on us I will never ever harm you. You're on this table you're safe. I'm your medic, and however little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies and more than enough of both. Now we could circle each other and growl, both sleep with one eye open but that thought wearies me. I don't care what you've done. I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same, cause I don't see this working any other way. <p>River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[412]="<p>Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?<p>Mal: All according to plan.<p>		~~~~~ trash\n";
quotes[413]="<p>Simon: Yep. That's a cow fetus.<p>Kaylee: Guess so... Does seem to have an awful lot of limbs...<p>Simon: It's mutated. Most of the breeding on the outer planets was done by shipping DNA scrip instead of animals. The first herds were grown in labs, then set loose. Every now and then... <p>Kaylee: But cow? How do you figure?<p>Simon: It's upside down.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[414]="<p>Simon: Well, you're kind of a genius when it comes to machines... you always say what you mean, and your eyes...<p>Kaylee: Yeah? Eyes, yeah?<p>Simon: I don't know how to... Plus, every other girl I know is either married, professional, or closely related to me, so you are more or less literally the only girl in the world.<p>Kaylee: That's a hell of a thing to say.<p>Simon: I was joking...<p>Kaylee: No, no, I get it. Back on Osiris you probably had nurses and debutantes crawling all over you. But down here at the bottom of the barrel, there's just me. <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[415]="<p>Wash: Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[416]="<p>Zoe: Scared her away again, did you?<p>Simon: This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls.<p>Zoe: Why, is there someone you ARE good at talking to? <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[417]="<p>Wash: Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony...<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[418]="<p>Mal: Jabber jabber, I ain't listening. Just 'cause you helped on the job don't make you a crook, and I don't want you jeopardizing your career over this.<p>Inara: The career you abhor and look down on?<p>Mal: I don't want you in the way a' trouble. Take it as you like.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[419]="<p>River: My food is troublesome.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[420]="<p>Inara: So, do aliens live among us?<p>Kaylee: One of 'em's a doctor. <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[421]="<p>Jayne: My dear boy. I hope you are well and that you get this soon in your travels. Thank you for the credits you forwarded, they have helped as Matty is still sick with the Damplung. He waves hello, and so does your father. He is in good spirits and there was layoffs but the foreman said no one can weld like a Cobb so he has employment still. I made you the enclosed Ooh! Enclosed! The enclosed to keep you warm on your travels. Hope to hear from you soon, love, mother. How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think? <p>Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.<p>Jayne: Damn straight.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[422]="<p>Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for?<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[423]="<p>Tracey: Thanks. Didn't know you were there.<p>Zoe: That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it. <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[424]="<p>Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are. Of course, there's other schools of thought...<p>Mal: Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[425]="<p>Mal: Tracey. Ain't you been killed yet?<p>Tracey: No fault of my own, I promise.<p>Mal: I really wanted your beans. <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[426]="<p>Mal: Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[427]="<p>Jayne: We're taking him on board?<p>Mal: We are.<p>Jayne: Don't figure the percentage in that.<p>Mal: Don't strain your brain trying, then. Might break something.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[428]="<p>Simon: What's going on? Did we get something fun?<p>River: You are such a boob.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[429]="<p>Tracey: Uh. Okay. Um, recording... Hi, I guess. It's me. Tracey. This is a message for Zoe, and for Malcolm Reynolds, and I really hope you all are the ones listening to it. Or, I guess I don't. I guess I hope I'm upright and telling you this tale myself, and we're laughing about how stupid I am, but that don't look likely. No, it's more probable I've gotten myself dead, which is a shame if you're me. I'll spare you the boring details, falling in with untrustworthy folk, making a bunch of bad calls... All that matters is I expect to be shuffled off, and you two are the only people I trust to get me where I'm going. Which is home. I'd like my body to be with my folks on St Albans. We got the family plot there, and my Mom and dad deserve to know I died. If you can come up with some heroical lie as to the how, I'd be... no. I'd just like to be able to lie with my kin, and for them to know that's what I wanted. It's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive. You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can. Tell my folks that I'm at peace and all. When you can't run anymore, you crawl, and when you can't do that... well, you know the rest. Thanks, both of you. Oh. Yeah. Make sure my eyes is closed, will you? <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[430]="<p>Jayne: Hey, I'm sorry, Preacher. Makin' too much noise?<p>Book: No, no, I was just.... saying a few words. Don't know the boy's denomination, but...<p>Jayne: It's good. Lord should oughta look after the dead.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[431]="<p>Jayne: Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, you know, the urge to do stuff. Work out, run around, get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy. <p>Book: Makes sense. Looking to feel alive, I would venture.<p>Jayne: For psychology, that ain't half dumb. My kind of life don't last, preacher. So I expect I'm invested in making good sport of it whilst I can.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[432]="<p>Book: Oh. River, that might not be the best place to...<p>River: I'm very comfortable.<p>Book: I guess we do all have different reactions to death.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[433]="<p>Wash: Police procedure has changed since I was little.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[434]="<p>Mal: Anything?<p>Jayne: Not unless this crate's made a' magical wish-granting planks. <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[435]="<p>Zoe: You really think there's something in there.<p>Mal: Using corpses for smuggling is a time- honored repulsive custom.<p>Jayne: Maybe it's gold!<p>Zoe: And maybe this was a friend of ours, and you wanna show a little respect.<p>Jayne: I got respect. But I'm just saying... gold... <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[436]="<p>Jayne: Spry for a dead fella!<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[437]="<p>Tracey: He was cuttin' on me, Sarge!<p>Mal: I know it! I told him to!<p>Tracey: You told him to! What for?!<p>Mal: You were dead!<p>Tracey: Hunh? Oh. Right. Suppose I was.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[438]="<p>Mal: So your innards... ain't your innards?<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[439]="<p>Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge!<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[440]="<p>Jayne: I'm with the preacher. I ain't gettin' snowed-in permanent cause of some jackass kid --<p>Mal: What about runnin'?<p>Wash: We tried that, remember? That's why we're here? In this glacier? 'Bout to be buried alive?<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[441]="<p>Zoe: Wash--? Sweetie--?<p>Wash: Ow?<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[442]="<p>Mal: Far as I can see, nobody's made you do anything. You brought this onto yourself. Got in over your head with these stone cold gut-runners, then you panicked, and then you brung the whole mess down on all of us... <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[443]="<p>Mal: Oh yes, that's how it happened. And I'm startin' to think that trail of bodies Womack was talkin' about, I'm thinkin' some of that trail was left by you... losin' your head, doin' more or less what you're doin' right now-- <p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[444]="<p>Mal: You murdered yourself, son. I just carried the bullet for a while.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[445]="<p>Tracey: So.. .That was the plan? That-- That was a good plan.<p>Mal: I think so. <p>Tracey: Weird preacher, though... I'm feelin'... kinda stupid right about now.<p>Mal: Only cause you are.<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[446]="<p>Tracey: Kaylee. I'm sorry... Every-- Everyone... Wasn't never no good at life, anyhow... Couldn't seem to make sense of it... Always running scared... 'When you can't run anymore, you crawl... and when you can't do that--'<p>Zoe: 'You find someone... to carry you.'<p>Tracey: Guess I did, at that...<p>		~~~~~ the message\n";
quotes[447]="<p>Inara: Hi.<p>Mal: BWAAA!<p>Inara: Sorry. I didn't mean to startle.<p>Mal: You didn't. BWAAA! That's kind of a warrior... It's a... strikes fear into... Bwaa? You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling a weapon. <p>Inara: I'm sure I've heard that said.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[448]="<p>Mal: This distress call wouldn't be taking place in someone's pants, would it?<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[449]="<p>Nandi: -- And I got word you were in the area... I'm imposing, but I got no one else to ask.<p>Inara: It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but --<p>Nandi: If they got guns, and brains at all...<p>Inara: They have guns. <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[450]="<p>Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.<p>Jayne: Good. 'cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to.<p>Mal: They're whores.<p>Jayne: I'm in. <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[451]="<p>Jayne: That's the whorehouse?<p>Inara: Yes...<p>Jayne: How come it looks like a frozen dinner pack? <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[452]="<p>Jayne: Can I start getting sexed already?<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[453]="<p>Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.<p>Wash: Let's not ask. <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[454]="<p>Jayne: Man, my John Thomas is gonna pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here.<p>Wash: Would be you get your most poetical about your pecker.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[455]="<p>Mal: I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it.<p>Inara: It's art.<p>Mal: It's puppets.<p>Inara: It's puppet art.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[456]="<p>Wash: All I'm saying is we're living pretty deep in the rough and tumble, and I don't see that changing any time soon. <p>Zoe: Nor do I.<p>Wash: Well, I'm not sure now is the best time to bring a tiny little helpless person into our lives.<p>Zoe: That excuse is getting a little worn, honey.<p>Wash: It's not an excuse, dear. It's objective assessment. I can't help it if it stays relevant.<p>Zoe: I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I'm not so afraid of losing something that I won't try havin' it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. I want to meet that child one day. Period. <p>Wash: And this beautiful baby of ours, you don't mine that it's going to grow up on a spaceship?<p>Zoe: Worked fine for me.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[457]="<p>Nandi: Well, after you've saved our lives you can do some chores, maybe.<p>Mal: I'm a fair hand with a mop.<p>Nandi: So your legend tells. Truth is, I expected a whole lot more of you to be taking payment in our trade. <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[458]="<p>Nandi: She's a hell of a woman, ain't she? Inara.<p>Mal: Oh. Yeah. She's a cherry blossom, no denyin'.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[459]="<p>Nandi: Had her eyes on it, too. Very focused. She's like you, more than a little.<p>Mal: And how exactly is that?<p>Nandi: She hates complications.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[460]="<p>Simon: You're not completely dilated yet. Should be pretty quick but don't try to force it. These contractions are still preliminary.<p>Petaline: What's he saying?<p>Inara: It's gonna be a little while, sweetie. <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[461]="<p>Inara: How many babies have you actually delivered?<p>Simon: As the primary? This would be the first. You?<p>Inara: My first too.<p>River: Mine too.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[462]="<p>River: Who do you think is in there...?<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[463]="<p>Mal: You are a remarkable woman, you don't mind my saying.<p>Nandi: Long as it's you saying it, and not my fine rice wine.<p>Mal: It takes more'n a few drinks to render my judgement blurry. What about you? Am I getting any prettier?<p>Nandi: By the minute.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[464]="<p>Mal: Miss Nandi, I have a confession to make.<p>Nandi: Maybe I should get the Shepherd. <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[465]="<p>Inara: So you took to bed with Nandi. I'm glad.<p>Mal: Thinking and pondering the -- glad?<p>Inara: Yes! She's a dear friend, and probably in need of some comfort about now.<p>Mal: Well, I...<p>Inara: One of the virtues of not being puritanical about sex is not being embarrassed afterwards. You should look into it.<p>Mal: Well, I just... didn't want you to think I was taking advantage of your friend.<p>Inara: She's well worth taking advantage of, I sincerely hope you did.<p>Mal: So you're okay. Well, yeah. Why wouldn't you be?<p>Inara: I wouldn't say I'm entirely okay. I'm a little appalled at her taste.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[466]="<p>Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning?<p>Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[467]="<p>Jayne: Whoa now, girl, that's just plain dirty--<p>Mal: Jayne-- You aware your radio's transmittin'?<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[468]="<p>Nandi: You didn't give me the whole truth, Mal.<p>Mal: 'bout what?<p>Nandi: 'Bout her feelings for you.<p>Mal: I really don't know -- <p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[469]="<p>Inara: I'm... I'm glad you were with her. Her last night. I am.<p>Mal: I ain't. Hell, I wish I'd never met her. Then I wouldn't've failed her.<p>Inara: That wasn't the way of it.<p>Mal: It's a kindness, but nothing you say'll convince me different.<p>Inara: Well, I'm still glad.<p>Mal: So you weren't before? Inara, I ain't looking for anything from you. I'm just feeling kind of truthsome right now. Life is too damn short for ifs and maybes. <p>Inara: I learned something from Nandi. Not just from what happened, but from her. The family she made, the strength of her love for them. That's what kept them together. When you live with that kind of strength, you get tied to it, you can't break away. And you never want to. There's something that I... that I should have done a long while ago. And I'm sorry -- for both of us -- that it took me this long. I'm leaving.<p>		~~~~~ heart of gold\n";
quotes[470]="<p>Simon: You know, we'd all just made surgeon. That was it. We were the elite. The world was ours, you know?<p>Kaylee: So-so you had to be naked?<p>Simon: Naked. Yes. And, uh, on top of the statue of Hippocrates. Can you just picture me?<p>Kaylee: What, naked? Oh, well, hmm. Let's see. I'm gonna have to conjure up a... Yeah, that's-that's gonna be difficult.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[471]="<p>Simon: I mean it was... it was... it was either that, or the national anthem. I... reports vary.<p>Kaylee: And you don't remember any of this?<p>Simon: I remember talking the Feds out of telling my father. Or-or paying the Feds not to tell my father. I get fuzzy on the aspects.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[472]="<p>Jayne: So like, never?<p>Book: Well, no.<p>Jayne: Not ever never?<p>Book: Some orders allow Shepherds to marry, but I follow a narrower path.<p>Jayne: But, I mean, you still got the urge. They don't... cut it off, or nothin'? <p>Book: Mm, no, I'm more or less intact. I just...direct my energy elsewhere.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[473]="<p>Jayne: It ain't impossible! Saint Jayne, it's got a ring to it.<p>Book: I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed.<p>Jayne: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?<p>Book: Oh, it'll be taken into consideration.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[474]="<p>Inara: I don't know why I haven't left already.<p>Mal: Ah, no one's forcing you to stay.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[475]="<p>River: It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[476]="<p>River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.<p>Mal: Well, I'm glad we've made that distinction. No touching guns. Okay?<p>River: No touching.<p>Simon: River...<p>River: It's getting very, very crowded!<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[477]="<p>Mal: When want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor.<p>Simon: You are talking to a doctor. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[478]="<p>Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?<p>Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up.<p>Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[479]="<p>Jayne: Bullets are soft lead, Mal. Even Vera could... barely breach the hull. She's the best I got. Anyhow... let's move this conversation in a not-Jayne's-fault direction? I didn't make her crazy. Hell, I didn't even want her on the ship. <p>Mal: Is that the direction you want this conversation to go in?<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[480]="<p>Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife?<p>Wash: Wacky fun.<p>Jayne: You wanna go, little man?<p>Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[481]="<p>Jayne: What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?<p>Kaylee: You couldn't have done it, Jayne. Nor you, Cap'n. Nobody can shoot like that that's a person.<p>Simon: So River's not a person. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[482]="<p>Simon: She probably didn't even know what was going on. You know, th-thought it was a game.<p>Jayne: Later on you can explain to me how that's a comfort. Might have to use some of that math we've been hearin' about. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[483]="<p>Jayne: Wha -- are you-are you sayin' she's a witch?<p>Wash: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.<p>Jayne: She's in Congress?<p>Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[484]="<p>Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.<p>Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear.<p>Wash: So? <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[485]="<p>Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'.<p>Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[486]="<p>Book: The Alliance could have any number of uses for a psychic.<p>Zoe: A psychic, or an assassin.<p>Simon: She's just a kid. And she just wants to be a kid.<p>Mal: Wish it were that simple. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[487]="<p>Simon: I'm not mad at you. I just, uh... She loves this ship. I think it's more home to her than any place she's been.<p>Kaylee: What about you?<p>Simon: I... I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money, and... I could've... I would be there right now if she hadn't -- If-if they had just left her alone. <p>Kaylee: Is it so bad here?<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[488]="<p>Early: I like this ship. Serenity. She's good looking.<p>Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...?<p>Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys. Maybe not, though. Maybe I've always been here. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[489]="<p>Early: I'm gonna tie you up now. And you know what I'm gonna do then? I'm gonna give you a present. Get rid of a problem you've got. And I won't touch you in any wrong fashion, nor hurt you at all. Unless you make some kind of ruckus. You throw a monkey wrench into my dealings in any way, your body is forfeit. Ain't nothing but a body to me. And I can find all unseemly manner of use for it. Do you understand?<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[490]="<p>Simon: Are you Alliance?<p>Early: Am I a lion?<p>Simon: What?<p>Early: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though. I have a mighty roar.<p>Simon: I said Alliance. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[491]="<p>Early: This is her room.<p>Simon: Yes.<p>Early: It's empty.<p>Simon: I know.<p>Early: So is it still her room when it's empty? Does the room, the thing, have purpose? Or do we -- what's the word?<p>Simon: I really can't help you. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[492]="<p>Early: You're gonna help me. 'Cause every second you're with me is the chance to turn the tables. Get the better of me. Maybe you'll find your moment. Maybe I'll slip. Or, you refuse to help me, I shoot your brain out, then I go upstairs and spend some time violatin' the little mechanic I got trussed-up in the engine room. I take no pleasure in the thought, but she will die weeping if you cross me. <p>Simon: You're out of your mind.<p>Early: That's between me and my mind. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[493]="<p>Early: He's not killed. Be a while before he comes to, but he'll mend. <p>Simon: And which part of your plan dictated the necessity of beating up a Shepherd?<p>Early: That ain't a Shepherd.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[494]="<p>Simon: Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[495]="<p>Early: I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly is a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[496]="<p>Early: Man is stronger by far than woman, yet only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[497]="<p>River: You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[498]="<p>River: I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship. <p>Simon: River...<p>River: River's gone.<p>Early: Then who exactly are we talking to?<p>River: You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[499]="<p>River: Shh. I'm fine. But I need you to do something for me. Gotta be brave.<p>Kaylee: I'm tied up. I-I can't...<p>River: Got tools. Something sharp. Don't be scared. I'm right here.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[500]="<p>Early: Where'd she go?<p>Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[501]="<p>River: Early... Mr. Jubel Early, bounty hunter. May I call you Jubel?<p>Early: Ain't nobody calls me that.<p>River: Your mother does. I'm sorry... did. She's gone now. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[502]="<p>River: Wrong. You're a bad liar. You crawl inside me uninvited and you hurt my crew. I see everything that passes --<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[503]="<p>Simon: What am I? Your advocate?<p>Early: You are starting now.<p>Simon: He's really very... gentle... and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[504]="<p>Early: You folks are all insane.<p>Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood. <p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[505]="<p>Mal: What the hell's goin' on here?<p>River: I need you to do me a favor, Captain.<p>Mal: There's a guy... he's very blurry. You gotta be careful. Oh... How come there's a guy on board, and how come you're all of a sudden the ship?<p>River: I know you have questions.<p>Mal: That would be why I just asked them.<p>River: But there isn't time, Captain. I need you to trust me.<p>Mal: Am I dreamin'?<p>River: We all are.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[506]="<p>River: It's why you took the job. Power. Control. Pain. Your mother knew. Sadness in her when she waved good-bye. She's relieved. Saw darkness in you. You're not well.<p>Early: You'll be wanting to shut up now.<p>River: Big golden retriever sitting on the lawn... Never took to you...smelling you. The neighbors pets -- you did things to 'em. Cleaned up after... shined and polished. Everything in here gleams.<p>Early: Well, I'll be a son of a whore. You're not in my gorram mind. You're on my gorram ship!<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[507]="<p>River: It's okay, Early. I'm going with you.<p>Simon: River, what are you --<p>River: Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.<p>Simon: No...<p>River: I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubel Early.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[508]="<p>River: Permission to come aboard?<p>Mal: You know, you ain't quite right.<p>River: It's the popular theory.<p>Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan.<p>River: He takes so much looking after.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[509]="<p>Wash: Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.<p>		~~~~~ objects in space\n";
quotes[510]="<p>Book: I just feel like such a fool.<p>Jayne: Yeah, all those years of priest trainin', taken out by one bounty hunter.\n";
quotes[511]="<p>Jayne: Your move.<p>Zoe: That's a bold move.<p>Mal: I live on the edge.<p>		~~~~~ the train job\n";
quotes[512]="<p>[after breaking into a practically empty bank safe]<p>Zoe: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[513]="<p>Wash: This is gonna get pretty interesting.<p>Mal: Define \"interesting\".<p>Wash: Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[514]="<p>The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.<p>Mal: Good!\n[quick-draws gun... BANG]<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[515]="<p>Jayne: Let's be bad guys.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[516]="<p>Mal: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all comin' to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you, than I have before. Sure as I know anything, I know this. I aim to misbehave.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[517]="<p>River: I swallowed a bug.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[518]="<p>The Operative: It's worse than you know.<p>Mal: It usually is.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[519]="<p>Wash: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[520]="<p>Mr. Universe: The alliance has gone to enormous struggle to find your friend. Do you all know what it is you're carrying?<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[521]="<p>The Operative: Every minute you keep River from me, more people will die.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[522]="<p>Zoe: Do you really think any of us are getting out of here alive?<p>Jayne: Well, I might.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[523]="<p>Mal: Do you want to be Captain?<p>Jayne: Yeah, I do.<p>Mal: Oh.\n[pause]<p>Mal: Well, you can't!<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[524]="<p>Mal: Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[525]="<p>The Operative: [to Mal] You can not make me angry.<p>Inara Serra: Please, spend an hour with him!<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[526]="<p>Mal: [greeting the twins] Fanty. Mingo.<p>Fanty: I'm Mingo, he's Fanty.<p>Mal: No, you're Fanty, he's Mingo.<p>Mingo: How do you always know who we are?<p>Mal: Fanty's prettier.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[527]="<p>The Operative: Are you willing to die for your beliefs?<p>Mal: Yes...\n[he fires]<p>Mal: 'Course, that ain't plan A.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[528]="<p>Wash: Can I suggest something that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[529]="<p>Wash: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[530]="<p>Mr. Universe: You guys always bring me the best violence.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[531]="<p>Mal: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!<p>Zoe: What? And risk my new ship?<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[532]="<p>Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!<p>Mal: I don't want to hear that!<p>Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[533]="<p>Mal: Yes, I have read a poem. Try not to faint.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[534]="<p>Mal: Do you think she'll hold together?<p>Zoe: She's pretty torn up, but she'll fly true.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[535]="<p>The Operative: Do you know what your sin is?<p>Mal: Oh, I'm a big fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[536]="<p>River: Bullet in the brainpan. Squish.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[537]="<p>Mal: You'll have to tell me about that someday.<p>Shepherd Meria Book: No, I don't.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[538]="<p>Mal: And red paint. We're going to need a lot of red paint.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[539]="<p>River: My turn.<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[540]="<p>Jayne: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight or if he bothers me or if there's a woman or if I'm gettin paid, mostly only when I'm gettin paid. <p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
quotes[541]="<p>Mal: Violence is going to ensue!<p>		~~~~~ the movie\n";
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